You come into hooters about five minutes before close trying to get food on your buddy's birthday.

The closing waitress is bitchy about your whole party wandering in so late, but she's a pushover and you tell her everyone already knows what they want, nothing complicated. She reluctantly agrees then you ask her for menus anyways.

She grows more passive aggressive as you order whatever the fuck you want but it's your buddy's birthday! She has to wait on you, you're already in her section.

You order steak, you get mixed sides, and don't make it easy for her. She apologizes for being short with you but the kitchen is closed and she's hungry because she worked a double. blah blah blah but you don't care. You take your time ordering, you take your time eating, and you're in no rush to leave.

The chick flips out, she attacks you first, digging her teeth into your face and ripping away your flesh, then she grazes on everybody with you. She comments how you taste like the food you ordered and it's actually pretty good. You're in shock and awe in her belly, groaning, writhing and struggling to get out.

She's so lazy though! She sits down and has no plans to move anytime soon. she's been on her feet all day and plans to do nothing but sit, relax and digest your whole party! Burping loudly as you work your way through her digestive tract, relieved that she no longer has to deal with your ungratefulness or her insatiable hunger.

Hooters Waitress Devours entire party

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