We are both outside, hanging out after lunch and I'm waiting for my Uber to arrive. I'm finishing up my sparkling water. You just went through a breakup and in here for moral support. The fizzy bubbles in my water begin to build up in my stomach and I begin releasing burp and burp. You don't like you. You think it is unladylike and gross. You begin to make a face and I instantly turn into a big bitch about it. I start verbally humiliating you. I tell you that you are a pussy and should grow a pair. I grab your cheeks and pull you close to my mouth, almost like I want to kiss you, but instead I belch in your face. Releasing smelly burps in your face over and over. Finally my Uber arrives and I leave you there with nothing but your thoughts.