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BRANDI AWAKENS BLASTER (star wars toy crushed)

9/23/20 9:08 AM5 min400 MBmp41080p
Price$9.99 USD

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You've seen me crush a Trek Phaser and now it's time to end this Star Wars Blaster toy. You spend more money on toys and collectibles than you do on me... and that is PATHETIC. Look, even my slippers are superior to this stupid toy! Stomp stomp. First I tease it a little and play with it, but it is not an amusing toy because it's essentially 2 big hard pieces of plastic. I full weight it with sheer nylon socks and bend it in the middle. After that, I put on some low heel sandals and pierce it a couple of times with the heels of shoe. After that I have really had enough, and stomp the fuck out of it with my dormie slippers. Lots of evil giggles and a few things I say. 

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