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Princess Ashley's Clip Store
Princess Ashley's Clip Store
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Jerk Yourself Warm This Winter

12/10/17 7:05 PM9 min342 MBmp41080p
Price$10.99 USD

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No more spending MY MONEY to heat your stupid loser house. This winter, if your need to warm up, you can JERK YOURSELF WARM. Layer up and keep your thermostat wayyyy down. I can't have you spending the money that should be going towards My xmas gifts on selfish things like your utility bills. You don't need to take long, hot showers. You don't need to ever run the heat or A/C at full blast. What you DO need is to live a bare minimum, basic life so that you can pay Me to live in luxury and style. Got it, bitch? Go turn your heater off and jerk yourself silly to My clips to stay warm!!

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