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Princess Ashley's Clip Store
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Masturdating - Dating for Losers

10/14/16 5:53 PM12 min255 MBmp41080p
Price$14.99 USD

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Welcome to your new "dating" life. Since you are a complete loser with no chance of getting laid or having a girlfriend, I'm saving you the trouble and heartbreak of traditional dating. From now on, you will only "masturdate" Me and My clips. Instead of taking a girl on a date, you will spend the money on Me and then I will decide how far you get to go with your hand. Maybe just 2nd base, but maybe you'll score and get a home run - who knows. It all depends on how generous I'm feeling. But hey, your odds of getting "lucky" and having a loser orgasm are WAYYY higher than regular dating. And I'm WAYYY hotter than any girl you could coax into even giving you a chance. Dating just never went well for you and it never will because you are a LOSER. Losers shouldn't date, they should masturdate instead!

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