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Goddess Lindsey
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Troubleshoot Your Cock

6/30/23 8:00 PM12 min1377 MBmp41080p
Price$12.99 USD

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 It’s been a long time coming. you saw the advertisements and thought you didn’t need help. Someday you would just figure this whole “sex” thing out on your own. But you’ve had it. You slowly dial 1-800-BAD-DICK. It hurts dialing that number. You can’t help but think positive, you have to. “Maybe it’s a small problem, maybe this is something I can fix about myself, right?” you’re about to learn just how wrong you are. Press 0 for a representative. The automated voice won’t help you. you patiently wait to be connected to your customer service rep, your jaw drops as the call connects and you see how gorgeous she is. Immediately she warns you that while you may be paying for this service, there is no guarantee. She instructs you to angle the camera down and BOOM. There’s the problem. The bad news hits hard and it hits fast. She continues to do her job even after she tells you it won’t work. Is she just teasing you for fun at this point? Some cruel punishment for being physically inadequate? As she slowly strips her clothes off she mocks you more and more. “That’s as big as it gets?” As she laughs in your face. This hurts, you hoped for more but that’s not what you’re thinking about. you can’t help but notice..you…like this. The humiliation is so hot, you can’t stop pumping and she can’t stop laughing! The video call ends but not before she tells you this was all a total evaluation. She needed to watch you stroke to properly diagnosis your problem. I guess we’ll have to add you to our SHORT list of unfixable and unfuckable men.

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